Upside down bidet

If you don’t like stories about kids or potty humor, please turn away. My son was complaining about an ‘itchy bottom’ the other day around bath time. I said, “perfect, let’s take a bath so you can wash your bottom.”

He turned on the faucet and stepped into the tub, so I pulled a towel out of the closet. When I turned back around, I noticed that he really took my advise to heart.

Illustrated using robot below: